BAILEY: Indiana and I decided to go to the mall together!
INDIANA: A guard accused Bailey of shoplifting an ugly outfit… even though it was still on the rack!
BAILEY: Please. I told the security guard to look at what I was wearing. Did he really think I’d steal something that ugly?
INDIANA: The guard totally apologized! How slick is Bailey?
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GEORGIE: Cameron and I just went to a theme park! I was kind of embarrassed to admit I wanted to go on all the kiddie rides…
CAMERON: Are you kidding? Kiddie rides are the BEST part of the park!
GEORGIE: We ended up staying in Fairytale Land the whole time! It’s like I was 8 years old all over again!
CAMERON: Finally, someone who gets me! Georgie and I are a perfect match!
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BAILEY: Indiana and I went to a hot new coffee place downtown.
INDIANA: It was super hipster with quirky art on the walls, weird music playing, and really grumpy baristas. When I asked for a caramel mocha frappucino, the barista gave me the stink eye and stiffed me my change.
BAILEY: Yeah, it made Indiana really uncomfortable. And I wasn’t going to stand for anyone treating my date like that!
INDIANA: Bailey made the guy apologize and got us two free drinks! It was… well, scary, but also really sweet of Bailey to stand up for me!
BAILEY: All I have to say is… don’t mess with me before I’ve had my coffee!
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BAILEY: Indiana and I went to visit the planetarium! There were large models of the planets in the solar system! It was awesome!
INDIANA: I accidentally lost Bailey somewhere around Jupiter…
BAILEY: ...but we met up again near the planet Venus!
INDIANA: Fun fact… Venus was named after the Roman goddess of love. Coincidence? I think not!
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CAMERON: Georgie’s house has a hot tub in the backyard! I looooooove hot tubs!
GEORGIE: As soon as I mentioned the hot tub, Cameron got… kinda obsessed…
CAMERON: Bubbles! Skimpy swimsuit! Hot, relaxing water! How could I not want to kiss Georgie?!
GEORGIE: Don’t want to kiss and tell, but… we kissed, and I’m telling! Hot kisses in the hot tub! Woo!
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LAURIE: I decided to take Ollie to the circus!
OLLIE: I loved the fire-breathing guy and the acrobats and the highwire act!
LAURIE: Ollie was as happy as a little kid all day long!
OLLIE: And the animals and the popcorn and the clowns and the…
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CAMERON: I invited Georgie over for a board game night.
GEORGIE: My army pieces conquered the entire world! Bwahaha!
CAMERON: It was all over once Georgie captured my heart.
GEORGIE: Cameron laid some cheesy line on me… okay, fine, it was pretty cute.
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CAMERON: I know Georgie loves animals, so we went on a date to the local petting zoo.
GEORGIE: I got to feed a tortoise and a rabbit! Seeing them eat made me hungry!
CAMERON: An alpaca I was petting started to lick my face! I think I prefer Georgie’s kisses.
GEORGIE: It’s because I slobber less.
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BAILEY: I met up with Indiana at a bookstore!
INDIANA: We played this game where we tried to find the most ridiculous book in the store!
BAILEY: I’m pretty sure I won with ‘Help! My Baby is a Demon!’
INDIANA: Pfft! Not even close! I totally won with ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Comprehensive Strategy Guide’.
BAILEY: I think the highlight was when Indiana offered to settle the debate with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
INDIANA: I lost! The book is a lie!
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CAMERON: I took Georgie out for pizza at this really fun pizza joint…
GEORGIE: They brought us a heart-shaped pizza!
CAMERON: I had no idea they were going to do that… I guess the owner thought we looked cute!
GEORGIE: I would definitely go there again.
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