EMERY: Hadley took me to a cherry orchard to pick cherries!
HADLEY: They taste the best when they’re fresh off the tree… and cherries are the most romantic fruit of all. Right? But then I told Emery to climb up one of the trees…
EMERY: Not only did I get scratched by branches, but I also got stuck at the top! Could the date get any worse?
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INDIANA: I am a gigantic fan of this one horror movie from the ‘80s, so I invited Bailey over to watch it with me!
BAILEY: But when I went to Indiana’s house, the DVD started skipping really bad.
INDIANA: I wasn’t about to let something like a scratched disc deny Bailey the experience of a lifetime… so I recited the entire screenplay! From memory!
BAILEY: Indiana was screaming and doing all these bizarre voices… it was like an exorcism. But the only thing Indiana got rid of was me.
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AUTUMN: I thought Julian and I could fulfill some of the service hours we need for graduation by helping build a house with Homes for Humans.
JULIAN: Yeah, Autumn’s idea sounded boring… until I heard that they provide you with FREE PIZZA! The best two words in the universe… combined!
AUTUMN: While the rest of us were pouring the foundation in the hot sun, Julian just sat in the shade, sipping lemonade! And then we took a break for lunch, only to find that Julian had eaten all the pizza!
JULIAN: BURP!
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GEORGIE: I took Cameron to a medieval times show… it was going fine until the joust…
CAMERON: A knight’s helmet was knocked right off his head… and came crashing down into my dinner!
GEORGIE: It’s not as bad as it sounds! At least the food was historically authentic cuisine!
CAMERON: The food was peasant gruel. It was EXACTLY as bad as it sounds.
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