Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Stake Out

[ Have a Vampire | None | 200c ]

AUTUMN: Addison! Julian! Have you met our new classmate? This is Ora!
ADDISON: Nice to meet you, Ora.
ORA: A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I apologize for my haggard state. I’m more of a night person and not accustomed to being awake at this hour.
JULIAN: ‘This hour’? It’s the middle of the day…
ORA: Autumn has told me much about you. Would that all welcoming parties were as sweet and radiant as her.
AUTUMN: ‘Radiant’? Me?
Autumn starts to blush, and Julian clears his throat.
JULIAN: Ora, you sure talk old-fashioned… and sleep at weird hours… and wear fancy clothes…
AUTUMN: Julian, don’t be rude!
ORA: Is my outfit not fashionable?
AUTUMN: Well, I for one think it’s very… festive!
JULIAN: For a Halloween costume, maybe.
ORA: Yes, of course! A costume! I was afraid my new classmates would think me odd…
ADDISON: Of course not! There’s nothing wrong with a little spirit! We welcome all types here at our school.
ORA: I’m glad to hear it. But now, I’m afraid I must take my leave of you. This midday sun is ghastly for my sensitive skin! I fear I may burn to a crisp!
Ora gives a slight bow before fleeing indoors.
JULIAN: Okaaay… THAT was weird.
AUTUMN: I think Ora is charming!
ADDISON: Ora did seem a little… eccentric.
JULIAN: Eccentric? Are you kidding me? The clothes, the fear of the sun, the way Ora sometimes levitates off the ground…
AUTUMN: I’m sure it’s just an elaborate special effect… maybe Ora takes Halloween very seriously…
JULIAN: Do I really need to spell it out for you? ...Ora is a vampire!
AUTUMN: Julian, you’re being ridiculous! Ora is NOT a vampire!
JULIAN: Or maybe you’ve just been bamboozled by a vampire mind trick!
ADDISON: Guys, relax! And ‘bamboozled’? Really, Julian?
JULIAN: It’s a real word! I heard it in a movie! Look, I’ve seen Twilight. It starts out with a mysterious well-dressed guy and ends with all the girls in this school obsessed with his superhuman strength and old-timey charm!
AUTUMN: That’s crazy!
ADDISON: Look, we shouldn’t make any judgments. We should spend some time getting to know Ora!
AUTUMN: That’s a great idea! We could get some dinner with friends and invite Ora along!
JULIAN: Hmm… dinner, eh? I like it! But let’s do it at my place! I have some special plans for our vampiric friend…
ADDISON: I’m not sure I like the sound of that…

[ Ora, Addison, A Classmate except Julian and Autumn (Connie) | 8h | 400c ]

That night, you arrive at Julian’s house.
ADDISON: Hey, Julian! Thanks for agreeing to host!
JULIAN: No problem. It’s the least I can do for my good, HUMAN friends. Please come in!
AUTUMN: Everyone’s here but Ora. Julian, is everything ready?
JULIAN: Oh yeah. The ice box is secretly filled with holy water, every chair leg has been sharpened into a stake, and the curtains tear away in case we need to let in the sunlight come dawn!
AUTUMN: I meant ready for DINNER.
JULIAN: Oh, haha. Right. Actually, I still need a hand with a few things. Connie, could you help me and Addison in the kitchen?
CONNIE: Sure thing!
JULIAN: And Autumn, could you start setting the table?
AUTUMN: No problem!
Once Autumn leaves the room, Julian pulls you aside.
JULIAN: I’ve still got to decide what our main course will be, and I need your opinion. What dish would make the best finishing touch for our vampire trap?
ADDISON: ‘Trap’?
JULIAN: I mean… which of these sounds tastier?
ADDISON: Garlic pizza.
You chop garlic while Connie tosses the pizza dough in the air.
CONNIE: It’s like playing catch by yourself… with a soft, edible frisbee!
ADDISON: I hope that everyone likes a lot of garlic!
CONNIE: And that you have some mints handy after dinner…
JULIAN: Oh, I have a feeling that our supernatural friend will have bigger things to worry about than garlic breath…
AUTUMN: Is THAT why you wanted to host the dinner? To test your crazy theories?
Just then, the doorbell rings. Julian opens the door to find Ora standing at the doorstep.
ORA: Good evening, everyone!
JULIAN: Good evening.
Julian crosses his arms smugly, as Ora waits expectantly…
ORA: …
Julian smiles as he turns and whispers to you.
JULIAN: Vampires can’t enter a home unless they’re invited!
ORA: Um… may I come in?
JULIAN: I don’t know… MAY you?
ADDISON: Oh boy. We may be here for a while… Julian, maybe you should just let our guest in…
JULIAN: Nothing is stopping Ora from walking through the door…
ORA: Perhaps I’m unfamiliar with your customs, but where I am from one does not enter without an invitation.
AUTUMN: See? Ora is just being polite!
JULIAN: More like being weird.
Autumn grumbles and pulls out her phone.
AUTUMN: Look! You made an event page about this dinner online! Your address is listed as the location, and Ora is listed as a guest! So technically, you HAVE invited Ora into your home!
ORA: Why thank you, Julian! What a gracious and tech-savvy host!
JULIAN: Hmph.
Later, you all gather in the dining room as the food is about to be served…
JULIAN: Ora, would you mind helping me serve?
ORA: It would be my pleasure!
Picking up the tray of pizza, Ora suddenly recoils a hand in pain!
ORA: Ssss!
JULIAN: Are you all right? Does the garlic burn? Is it your natural weakness?
ORA: No, the tray is just red hot!
JULIAN: Oh… right…
ADDISON: Let’s just all enjoy our meal…
ORA: Actually, while I appreciate the fare you’ve provided, I’m afraid I can’t partake.
JULIAN: Why is that? Are you on a diet? A LIQUID diet, maybe?
ORA: Actually, yes! I’m on a juice cleanse! How did you know?
AUTUMN: Julian, you’re taking this way too far!
JULIAN: Whoa, I’m just trying to get some answers!
ORA: Forgive me… I didn’t mean to be the cause of so much tension. Maybe it’s best if I go…
ADDISON: Wait!
You protest, but Ora leaves the house, sulking!
ADDISON: Well, THAT didn’t go well.
JULIAN: Hey, I’m just trying to keep us safe from a bloodsucking monster!
AUTUMN: We should do something nice for Ora to make up for this ruined evening. Something fun!

[ Complete a Party with Ora | None | 600c ]

ADDISON: Seems like Ora had a great time at the party!
AUTUMN: I hope so! I feel so bad about how dinner turned out. I wanted this party to make Ora feel more at home.
JULIAN: Well, nothing really mystical happened. Although I will say that our new friend has NO trouble staying up all night.
ADDISON: Wait… how do you know how late Ora stayed out?
JULIAN: I… may or may not have been staked out with binoculars on Ora’s street.
AUTUMN: Julian!
JULIAN: You gotta admit, something weird’s going on!
AUTUMN: Addison, what do YOU think?
ADDISON: I think… Ora could actually be a real vampire… There’s definitely more to Ora than meets the eye.
AUTUMN: You’re siding with Julian?
JULIAN: See? Addison’s got my back! Score one for Team Vampire Hunter!
ADDISON: It’s not about taking sides! We wanted to welcome and get to know Ora. Any way look at it, this party was a success!
ORA: Addison! Autumn! Julian! There you are!
ADDISON: Hey, Ora. Did you have a good time at the party?
ORA: Oh, it was the most fun I’ve had in AGES! I’ve never been to a school where the students were so hospitable! I feel like I should give back to the community…
ADDISON: Give back? What do you mean?
ORA: I want to do something to repay the people of this town for all that they’ve done…
AUTUMN: That’s great! See, Julian? Ora LOVES this place and wants to do something nice!
ORA: ...I want to organize a blood drive!
JULIAN: Oh COME ON!
You elbow Julian discreetly, hushing him.
ADDISON: We’d love to help, Ora. What can we do?
ORA: Well, we need to get the word out about the drive. Could you help me raise money to publicize the event?

[ Spend 5000 coins | None | 20b ]

ORA: This is amazing, Addison. The money you raised paid for flyers, posters… it even funded a video ad by the A.V. Club!
JULIAN: Yeah, a video that you weren’t in, strangely enough…
ORA: I wanted to help! But I’m afraid I don’t do well on camera.
JULIAN: I thought so… bet you don’t do well in front of mirrors, either…
ADDISON: Don’t mind him, Ora. It seems like our efforts were a success! Everyone at school is talking about the blood drive!
ORA: Yes! It’s only a matter of time before they flock to us in droves, willing and eager to surrender their life force…
ADDISON: …?
ORA: To those who need it, of course.
Later, as the blood drive is being set up…
ADDISON: The quad’s set up for registration, and the nurse’s office is ready for the donations… wow, Ora, this all looks great!
ORA: I agree! This… actually means more to me than you know…
ADDISON: Anything more I can do to help?
ORA: Could you gather the first three volunteers? I’m anxious to begin drawing their blood!
ADDISON: That’s… an odd way to word it, but sure!

[ A Prep except Addison, A Cheerleader, A Nerd except Addison (Indiana, Parker, Whitney) | 12h | 800c ]

ADDISON: All right, this way everyone! Ora is waiting inside to show you the rest of the way. Any questions?
INDIANA: Is it true that this is the largest blood drive in the town’s history?
PARKER: Is it true that Ora is really a vampire who just wants to drink our blood?
WHITNEY: Is it true that there will be free cookies afterwards?
ADDISON: Yes, maybe, and definitely. Now, right this way!
JULIAN: Addison! Is it true that you just led three innocent souls into the vampire’s lair?
ADDISON: It’s just a harmless blood drive! Look, here come the volunteers now!
JULIAN: You there! Did anything about Ora seem… STRANGE to you?
INDIANA: Well… now that you mention it, Ora did sneak up behind me afterwards… to personally thank me!
PARKER: Ora was staring pretty intently at my bare neck… and recommended a massage! Turns out I have lot of upper back tension!
ADDISON: See, Julian? Nothing to worry about!
JULIAN: Wait a minute. What’s THAT?
Julian points to a cup of dark red liquid in Whitney’s hand…
WHITNEY: Oh, Ora gave it to me to drink. Looks pretty tasty! Wanna try it?
You don’t taste the liquid.
WHITNEY: Oh well. More for me!
Whitney lifts the cup for a sip…
JULIAN: We’re too late! Whitney has become a vampire too!
Julian knocks the cup out of Whitney’s hands! Looking to the snack table with horror, Julian spots a tall pitcher filled with the red liquid!
JULIAN: NOOOOO!
Julian lunges forward and knocks the pitcher to the floor with a crash! Autumn and Ora gather on the quad to see what the ruckus is.
ORA: My juice!
JULIAN: ‘Juice’, huh? A likely story!
ORA: Yes! It was the same beet and pomegranate juice I drank for my juice cleanse! I made a batch for the blood drive, but clearly you dislike the flavor if it upset you this much! Perhaps coming here was a mistake. I think I should go.
Ora turns to leave as Autumn calls you over.
AUTUMN: This is getting out of hand! We have to do something to settle things between those two!
ADDISON: Agreed!

[ Ora, Julian | 14h | 100c ]

ADDISON: We have to get Julian and Ora somewhere where they can talk, away from these crowds!
AUTUMN: I have an idea! Just grab Ora, and I’ll grab Julian. Follow my lead!
The two of you bring Julian and Ora down to the school basement. Inside, the room is a dank, dark space, with towering shelves stacked with storage crates.
ORA: What are we doing down here? What’s the meaning of this?
A loud metal clack sounds as Autumn locks the door behind her!
JULIAN: Whoa, whoa! You’re locking us in here with that monster?
AUTUMN: None of us are leaving until the two of you talk this out!
ORA: This chatter is getting us nowhere. I’ve been in this situation countless times before. Because of the way I dress and act, people always treat me like an outsider.
JULIAN: Well, you’ve got to admit, your obsession with this blood drive is kinda weird.
ORA: I wouldn’t expect a bully like you to understand.
ADDISON: Now, hold on. Julian, why don’t you give Ora a chance to explain? And Ora, you should give Julian the chance to listen.
ORA: I suppose you’re right. There’s a story behind the things I do. I suffered from several health conditions when I was a child, many years ago… I resorted to alternative health solutions. Diets and cleanses, avoiding direct sunlight and altering sleep patterns… all of which became habit. But in the end, it was a blood transfusion from a stranger that saved my life. I just wanted to give that gift to someone else.
JULIAN: Oh… I… had no idea…
Suddenly, the sound of creaking metal groans from beside you! A shelf stacked with crates bends as one of its screws pops loose… And the whole thing topples down over Autumn!
AUTUMN: Aah!
JULIAN: Autumn!
The rack clatters down over Autumn, pinning her to the floor!
ADDISON: Are you okay?
AUTUMN: I’m not hurt… but I’m trapped!
You and Julian grab the shelf and lift… but it doesn’t budge!
ADDISON: This thing weighs a ton! There’s no way we can lift it by hand!
ORA: Step aside… I’ll lift the shelf. Just be ready to pull Autumn free.
Ora grips the shelf and heaves… and slowly, it begins to budge!
JULIAN: No way… you’re actually doing it!
ORA: Almost… got it… just need a little more… strength!

[ Level Ora | None | 5r ]

Summoning one last bit of strength, Ora lifts the shelf up, giving you and Julian enough space to pull Autumn free!
ADDISON: Got her!
AUTUMN: Whew! Thanks, Ora!
JULIAN: How did you lift that shelf? That should have taken a superhuman amount of strength!
ORA: I, uh… suppose it was just adrenaline…
JULIAN: Well, whatever it was… I guess I shouldn’t have rushed to judge you. Kind of a jerk move on my end. But you’re all right, Ora.
ORA: I suppose I could have been more open with you all as well. The feeling is mutual.
Later that day, the blood drive draws to a close.
ADDISON: Congrats, Ora! The drive was a huge success!
ORA: I couldn’t have done it without all of you. You’ve showed me that there may truly be a place for me in the world.
JULIAN: So, are you gonna come celebrate with us?
ORA: Actually, I must be going. My, um… sunblock is wearing off and I must reapply…
Ora gives a wave before running off in a hurry!
ADDISON: Hmm… that was strange.
AUTUMN: Hey, guys, come look at this! This inventory sheet says that a couple packages of blood went missing, right around the time Ora left the donation center.
ADDISON: Could Ora really have been…
JULIAN: A vampire? Hey, whether a vampire, eccentric, or just plain weird, I don’t care. Ora is a friend… and one of us!
ADDISON: Couldn’t have said it better myself!

Truth or Dare

[ Spend 250 rings | None | 1000b ]

PAYTON: Yay! I’m so glad you could make it. The party is this way.
Payton opens a sliding glass door and leads you out to the back patio.
PAYTON: Hey, everyone! I brought… err, our friend who wasn’t here before, but now she is!
ADDISON: That was a weird thing to say…
NISHAN: Payton didn’t have any choice. We’ve been playing Truth or Dare, and Sakura dared Payton not to use anyone’s real names. If she messes up, she’ll get tossed in the pool.
SAKURA: Heh… only a matter of time.
ADDISON: Okay, that all makes sense… I think… so where is Julian? I thought he was supposed to be here.
PAYTON: Remember how I told you he’d been getting all hypercompetitive?
Payton points across the lawn. On the other side of the pool, Julian and Wes are doing push-ups side by side.
WES: Forty-eight, forty-nine, FIFTY… heh, I told you I could keep up!
ADDISON: So… um, I’m not sure you guys are strictly following the rules of Truth or Dare.
PAYTON: Just go with it. The point is to have a good time. Plus, I still plan on figuring out the backstory between Sakur--Err, I mean, Gamerella and Sir Nerdsalot. And speaking of, now’s my chance! Gamerella, I pick you. Truth or Dare?
SAKURA: ...me? I choose Dare!
PAYTON: Oh… are you sure you didn’t want to pick Truth?
SAKURA: The objective of Truth or Dare is to endure less humiliation than everyone else playing. No way am I spilling anything gossip-worthy.
PAYTON: ...well, in that case, I dare you to, um… I actually didn’t think this far ahead.
Julian pulls a small plastic bag out of his pocket.
JULIAN: I know! Have her lick this snail!
ADDISON: ...Julian, you just happened to have a snail in your pocket?
JULIAN: Psshh… like I’d really come to a game of Truth or Dare unprepared.
SAKURA: Whatever. Just gimme that.
Sakura snatches the snail from Julian, pops it into her mouth, and then spits out the empty shell onto the patio.
SAKURA: There… satisfied?
PAYTON: Sakura, I… I don’t believe it!
SAKURA: ...actually, I believe that was you saying my real NAME. Dunk her, fellas!
Julian, Wes, and Nishan lift up Payton and chuck her into the pool. She splashes back up to the surface, sputtering.
PAYTON: Glug!
SAKURA: So predictable… and now it’s my turn to issue a Truth or Dare challenge. I pick… Addison!

[ Addison | 8h | 10000c ]

SAKURA: So Addison, are you ready? What will it be? Truth or Dare?
ADDISON: I pick just making out!
WES: ...okay, I’ll admit it. I didn’t see THAT one coming.
SAKURA: Well, that wasn’t what I asked, but I can allow it.
Sakura indicates Autumn, Julian, Mia, and Wes.
SAKURA: Go ahead. You can kiss whichever one you’d like.
ADDISON: Mia.
MIA: ...really? Well, I guess if you have to kiss someone, you couldn’t possibly do any better than moi.
You step over to Mia, put your arms around her waist, and draw her into a passionate kiss.
MIA: Wow… that was very, um…
ADDISON: ...hot?
MIA: I was going to say ‘cute’. Maybe ‘has potential’...
Mia leans in and kisses you again. You feel your knees go weak and wobble beneath you.
MIA: See? Now THAT was hot.
NISHAN: Whoa… is Addison blushing?
AUTUMN: Enough gawking, guys! It’s time for someone else to go.
The night of Truth or Dare continues… Some of your friends miss the point of the game entirely…
NISHAN: I pick Truth! A full grown T-Rex had teeth that were over 10 inches long!
MIA: Nishan, that’s not how the game works!
Some of your friends play the game overzealously…
WES: Okay, Julian, you dared me to eat a jalapeno. Now I dare you to drink this whole bottle of hot sauce!
JULIAN: Just one? How about THREE bottles?
And some of your friends play with a secret agenda…
PAYTON: Okay, Gamerella… Truth or Dare? But really answer Truth this time! Please!
SAKURA: ...Dare!
PAYTON: Ugh… fine, why don’t you sneak into the neighbors’ yard and bring me the flag from the top of their flagpole?
Sakura strolls into the neighbors’ yard and shimmies up their flagpole. She slides down again, waving their flag triumphantly.
SAKURA: Easy as taking Candy Crush from a baby!
Julian and Wes rush over.
WES: Hold up! We request the floor. Julian has just issued a Priority Dare!

[ Julian, Wes | 12h | 12000c ]

ADDISON: Okay, guys, so what’s this crazy Priority Dare you keep talking about?
JULIAN: I dared Wes to streak around the block!
WES: And then I COUNTER-dared Julian to streak around the… burp, block…
Julian and Wes both grimace with discomfort.
ADDISON: Uh, you guys look a little green. What have you been doing?
JULIAN: Three rounds ago, Wes dared me to eat sixteen jalapenos and a basket of atomic chicken wings!
WES: And right after that, Julian dared me to drink three bottles of hot sauce and a garlic Frosted Flakes smoothie!
MIA: Ew! That’s grrrross!
AUTUMN: Julian, sweetie… maybe you two should take a break?
JULIAN: Autumn is right, Wes. There’s no reason this should escalate any further.
WES: ...no reason at all.
Julian and Wes glare at each other and then sprint off down the street, leaving a trail of clothes behind them.
ADDISON: No way that could end badly.
The group watches the two guys in underwear race around the corner and out of view.
PAYTON: Aww… I feel kinda bad for Julian and Wes. They’re both looking kind of ill.
AUTUMN: Nice abs though!
SAKURA: Um, Payton, WHO did you say you felt bad for?
PAYTON: Julian and We-- Oh no! I meant Jocktagon and Wesperado!
SAKURA: Nice try.
The group grabs Payton and chucks her into the pool.
PAYTON: Glug!
Payton climbs out of the pool and pulls you aside.
PAYTON: Psst… hey, Addison!
ADDISON: Payton, are you sure you want to be using my real name like that? If Sakura hears you, you’ll get tossed into the pool again.
PAYTON: Which is WHY I’m whispering. Now come with!
Payton pulls you inside the house. She dries off while she talks.
PAYTON: This game of Truth or Dare is almost over, and Sakura has chosen Dare every single time I’ve challenged her. At this rate, we’ll never get her to tell us about her backstory with Nishan.
ADDISON: Have you considered daring her to… Do something impossible?
PAYTON: But every dare so far has been to do something impossible. She just does it anyway. The only thing she won’t do is tell me what I want to know… Which just gave me a great idea! I’ll dare her to answer my question! Then she’d have to tell us what we want to know! Let’s go corner Nishan and Sakura.

[ Payton, Nishan, Sakura | 16h | 250b, 50r ]

You follow Payton out onto the patio and over to the rest of the group playing Truth or Dare.
NISHAN: I pick Truth! Unless it gets eaten or injured, the Immortal Jellyfish could actually live forever.
MIA: Nishan, you’re STILL doing it wrong.
PAYTON: Besides, it’s my turn, and I challenge Gamerella.
SAKURA: Heh… no surprise there.
PAYTON: Truth or Dare?
SAKURA: Dare, obviously!
PAYTON: Then I DARE you to answer this question: how did you and Sir Nerdsalot first meet?
SAKURA: ...well played. Well played indeed.
Sakura sits down next to Nishan.
SAKURA: The story is… I had laptop trouble right before an important LoL tournament, and I heard around school that Nishan was the guy to see for help. Finding him required venturing into his gadget-strewn nerd cave, but once we started talking… we totally got along!
NISHAN: We liked all the same shows, the same movies…
SAKURA: It was only later I’d learned that he’d written the virus that caused all my computer trouble in the first place.
NISHAN: Allegedly… I allegedly wrote the virus…
SAKURA: Then I punched him, and long story short, we became really close friends. Which is mostly because his brains and my reflexes are optimally suited to form a human resistance in the event of an alien invasion… and also because he gets my jokes.
AUTUMN: ...Sakura makes jokes?
ADDISON: Aww… that was a really sweet story!
PAYTON: And see? Saying something mushy doesn’t make you lose Truth or Dare.
SAKURA: I guess not.
Julian and Wes run back up wearing nothing but their skivvies. They collapse, moaning and clutching their stomachs.
SAKURA: Although it’d be tough to lose worse than those two.
JULIAN: Uhh… I don’t feel so good… you win, Wes…
WES: Uhh… no way… I already let you win when we were still half a block away…
SAKURA: I rest my case.
Later that night, Payton is hugging her guests goodbye as they get ready to leave.
PAYTON: Take care, people who came to my party!
ADDISON: Still not using people’s names?
PAYTON: The party may be winding down, but it’s not quite over yet. Plus, I still need to tell Gamerella that she definitely DID win Truth or Dare.
SAKURA: Your unconditional surrender is accepted!
Payton hugs Sakura and Nishan.
SAKURA: So Payton, this game of Truth or Dare was really just to ask about my friendship with Nishan?
PAYTON: Yeah… I’m sorry about that. I wasn’t trying to pry or be mean. I just wanted to get to know you better! And I would’ve just asked, but sometimes you can be a little, um, you know…
SAKURA: Aggressive? Intimidating? Domineering?
PAYTON: ...all of the above. What I’m trying to say is, I just wanted to get to know you better, so that we could be better friends, Sakura.
SAKURA: I understand. And the truth is, I also find your company… tolerable. I wouldn’t be opposed to spending more time together.
PAYTON: ...really?
Sakura puts her arm around Payton’s shoulder and squeezes her tightly.
SAKURA: Yep!
ADDISON: Awww…
SAKURA: However, there is one small matter to take care of first, the matter of WHAT you just called me.
PAYTON: Huh? I called you Sakur--oh… oh right.
Payton trudges over to the pool and jumps in.
PAYTON: Glug!
As Payton breaks the surface of the water, everybody else leaps in after her, splashing and laughing.
PAYTON: Hey, what are you guys doing?
ADDISON: Sakura didn’t want you getting wet all by yourself, so she dared everyone to jump in the pool after you! Then I pointed out ‘everyone’ included her too, so we all got in.
SAKURA: ...well played. Well played indeed.